December 2008
1 post
November 2008
5 posts
“The financial situation at the moment is so bad that women are now marrying for...”
– Got this as a forwarded email!
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The shortest nursery rhyme
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Have you any wool
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NO! FUCK OFF!!!
October 2008
20 posts
WTF??? A wrong way for a date!
NOTE: This is a true incident.. all events are NOT fictionary and Yeah, you can relate this incident to me and my ex colleague. No names please.. Even if she visits the blog, she should not come to know that I am writing about her!!!
A few of my friends know abt my disastrous date wid my colleague (she is now an ex colleague!) I'm trying to put the same as a conversation here.
Me: (Reaching her place after completing office by 10:30 PM on one of the days of dasara - to attend durga puja) Hey honey, u ready?
She: Gimme a min yaar.. main kyaa pahnoon.. theek hai, lemme wear a jeans and a tee and join u in two mins.. wait for me at the door!
She: Okay papa, bye.. raat der hogi... main 12 baje tak pahoonch jaaoongi
Me: Papa? When did ur dad arrive?
She: Today afternoon, my papa, my mama, my bhai and my cousins all came to gimme a surprise!!
Me: (thinking to myself) Surprise? WTF? Mujhe toh KLPD ho rahaa hai!!!
Me: Kyaa hua? Why are you behaving differently tonight?
She: Kuch nahi.. tum rasta dekho.. gaadi chalaao.. mujhe bore ho rahaa hai.. ab hum kahaan jaayenge? kyaa karenge? puja mein bhi mazzaa nahi aaya... boring tha!
Me: toh bolo, aur kahaan jaayenge?
She: Forget it naa.. lets go back home to maa and paa
Me: oh yeah.. now u have ur maa and paa to go back to.. what do i do? i don't wanna to home so early coz am alone there.. wanna join me?
She: U toh.. u never change.. chalo, i'll introduce u to maa and paa
Me: (thinking to myself) WTF? wht did i land myself into tonight?? Durga maa ki jai! Something terrible is gonna happen
She: Papa, main bol rahi thi naa.. woh ladka, yahi hai.. Suksy
Papa: Suksy?
Me: Uncle, it is Sukumar, All My friends call me Suksy!
Papa: Oh ok.. nice name! Good to meet u my son.. she keeps talking abt you always... I am so glad she has "friends" who are like you
Me: (Thinking) Oh Shit, what did I land myself into!
Me: Okay Uncle, chaltaa hoon.. nice talking to you
Papa: Take care my boy, reach home safe and give her a call that you reached home safe!
She: Papa, main isse gadi tak chod aati hoon
Me: (Thinking) Finally, something might happen now!!!
Me: Bye yaar... We had a nice time at the puja there..
She: Okay.. Bye, Good night
She: I had a lot of things in my mind today.. mom and dad came in the afternoon and you know what? They are thinking of getting me married off!
Me: Oh! Is that so? What was your answer?
She: I've asked them to wait for some more time, but they are not agreeing to it
Me: Oh!! C'mon hon, you are old enough to get married.. why don't you accept your parents wishes.. Anyways, it was nice having a different kind of outing tonight.. Ciao, catch you sometime soon then! Bye and Good Night!
She: Ciao.. take care, Good night! Do buzz me when u get home!
But the fun part is this:
Sometime the next week, I get a call from her mentioning that her dad wants to speak to me and there was the atom bomb dropped on me. Her dad asks me:
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Papa: Beta, tumhaara kundali dedo, hum apne pundit se confirm karke tumhe boldenge.
That was the last time I spoke to her casually and jokingly asking her out.. I am now still in touch with her, but after clarifying that I am uninterested in marriage and I treat her as a good friend and nothing else..
Baal baal bachgaye.. Or do you call this Anti Climax? Your wish!
Smelling Good
The newly married wife goes to the store to buy personal things for the husband. She inquires about the deodorant for the men. The salesman asks, “Do you want the ball type.”
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The wife says, “No this is for his underarms.”
“TWO wrongs do not make a RIGHT, but THREE RIGHTS make a LEFT!”
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
Today, Amitabh Bacchan passed away….
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his urine many times.. you can continue to relax and pass yours! LOL!
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“Time Heals, but Kills u by the time u r healed!”
YAY!
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